9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

Panik: your Debian stable system is so ancient it still contains the heartbleed bug.

Because when you press save, it saves the gimp project. It makes sense, because you’re working on a project in gimp, and that project has to be converted to a different format for use as an image.

It’s like expecting MS Word to print the page when you click save.

I mean that is basically what people’s UI complaints usually boil down to: things are in different places than where I’m used to.

Neat.

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

So today we’re going to learn how to tie a shoe. I like tying shoes, I tie a lot of shoes and I think other people tie shoes too, so I’m doing a video on tying shoes.

Without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So tying shoes is really important. Lots of people tie shoes every day and so it’s something that you need to know. So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes. If you want to learn how tie shoes you’re in the right place! We’re talking about tying shoes.

So without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes … [5 more minutes of talking without actually giving any information whatsoever]

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Oh but the word mankind in itself overlooks women. We’re all supposed to be saying humankind now.

You underestimate my capacity for failure.

Excellent use of the second and third panels. Really adds so much to the whole thing.

No, it’s STACY and a couple other people.

Literally every example OP gave predates the hunger games.

I can’t stand the actor’s gross smokers voice, but she was an awesome character and her voice actually kind of fit with it. It’s harsh and untempered, just like the character.

We barely have an army
The economy is lousy
But all that doesn’t matter 'cause
Canada’s really big!

I agree, I think it would be pretty foolish to assume there was nobody behind the memes but the people. Here we all are denouncing Swift when she was actually spreading a good message about getting out to vote.

So if I take a whole gram I can get 10000 times higher?

It cracks me up how a scale of one to ten is always actually a scale of six to ten. Or maybe five to ten of they really hate the thing.

I work in trades and I actively avoid that “camaraderie”, because 99% of the guys are total douchebags whose idea of camaraderie is completely misplaced.