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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

    I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

    spoiler

    She’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

    Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

    The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

    My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it




  • As a straight, white, born male, I never understand how people can get so upset about a stranger, who means nothing to them, just because they use different pronouns.

    Like, you’re gonna be dead within the next 50 years. Why do you care so much about someone you’ll forget in less than a day? Why belittle them just because they want to be happy in themselves?

    I can understand it if you were in a serious relationship with someone, and they realised they wanted to be a different gender. Especially if you’re fully straight. Then they became a man or woman, I’m sure it’d be very hard to cope with. From both people. But in the context of people that have absolutely no impact on you? Why do you care so much?

    We’re all on a dead rock floating through space, with the only guarantee in life being death. Fuck off. Calm down. Have a pint. It’s ain’t that deep.