Shhh… Don’t spoil it for us

You ain’t gonna like it…

It’s all over TikTok right now, just search ‘breakdance australia’ or something similar.

D’ye like dags?

2014 was literally the worst year of my life, take me back to 2005 please

Guess you’ll have to go look into the sarcasm pit and report back what you see.

You gotta go get the good sarcasm-detector from the safe.

Ah, i see you are a man of culture as well.

I’m just here for the shitposts, my dude 😎

I’ve been dealing with this for over 20 years and no matter what my level of activity or diet has been, that’s never changed. I used to run marathons and was in excellent shape for years, and it never made me any less bipolar/depressive at all, that’s how I know.

This has some real ‘just go touch some grass’ energy. You sound like my brother who after a decade of telling me that my mental health issues are my fault because I don’t live the way he does, still can’t seem to comprehend that fucked-up brain chemistry is a thing that exists. All the salads and fresh air in the world won’t suddenly fix my neurotransmitters and just magically correct the fundamental dysfunction up there. Maybe don’t act like you know what will fix me if you don’t even understand what’s wrong with me.

It’s a reference to Roy Batty from Blade Runner. I didn’t know the name Batty Koda so I looked it up and I had completely forgotten about that movie lol

Behold, an abuse victim! /s

It’s always a fucking Keith, isn’t it. All the homies hate Keith.

Ok now listen here u little shit

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

I don’t know if it’s legally possible, but even if it was, it would never actually work. Texas is propped up with federal funding, our electric grid is slowly failing, and most people who wanted to stay a citizen of the United States would leave if they were able, which would completely fuck the job market, and leave mostly people who want to be Texans rather than Americans, and those people can’t run shit (hence the economicand infrastructure problems we already have). Or maybe I’m just talking out of my ass, idk. That’s my opinion as somebody who lives in Texas against their will.

I definitely am but I’ll probably have to vote for him anyway so like fuck me, i guess

The heroes Lemmy needs