(inconsolable) How could you do this?

Over the course of half an hour. With lots of revisions and proofreading. If i’m putting in the effort, I’m putting in all the effort.

Rule of Cool.

Spartans, Romans, Vikings.

Sister and dad love Oysters, Muscles, shellfish in general. So when I got some muscles I boiled them up then made macaroni in the juice left behind. They ate it, they loved it. But I ate about a half cup of the pasta. Just the pasta.

Sickest I’ve ever been in my life. Closest I’ve got to shellfish since is Shrimp. They don’t bother me.

yoink

You have weak genes and a weak constitution, but don’t worry. One Piece will fix them both.

Start One Piece now.

Ladies, You whip out a 100 pack of tube meats from your purse…I’ll marry you.

Omg guys they’re being armed with cutting edge equipment from (/checks notes) … The Vietnam War!

Juche too stronk. 💪

The duality of …

At this point I know we’re boned. I just want Skynet to kill all the useless fucks responsible for it’s own creation first. So we all have that small moment of smug satisfaction before we’re processed into biofuel ourselves.

By the Authority of Night Shift Gremlins HQ thatericalper is hereby stripped of their Night Shift Membership for sharing classified information with Day Walkers. They are also expelled from all Nocturnal Activities under pain of Pain. Should they be seen engaging in nocturnal activity outside of their personal domicile all Night Shift Gremlins in witness are obligated under article 13 subsection Scarlet-7-Mentos-19 to use all necessary force to cease the offending nocturnal activity and return the offender to a NSG approved Class-3 holding cell where they will be held until daybreak when an automated system will release them into the light of day where they rightfully belong. Repeated violations will incur severe non-life threatening yet highly inconvenient punishments.

Thus is our way.

Fuck the Sun. Shun the Day Walkers.

/signed, Thadious Methweazel. Adjunct Arch-Gremlin.

That’s kind of the point. Always has been. Did you think people were calling it a genocide for teh memez?

Gamers should be oppressed harder. Not quite with extreme prejudice. But almost. Use rubber bullets. Actual full rubber. Not those sneaky “Rubber Bullets” with steel cores.

Unrelated but did you know who has the longest unbroken record of chattel slavery?

Korea. Bet you didn’t expect that.

1600 years.

Good. Whatever it takes to knock down the Petrodollar is cool with me. Because that’s what it will take to stop the US’ rampant warmongering.

We’re not. Its going to upend our already laughably busted “justice” system to new unknown heights of cartoonish malfeasance.

Recommend? None.

Find something you like. Format, UI, etc. I’m partial to the old early 2000s vBulletin forum format.

That Crocodile is Luffy’s mom. Gender Bent by Emporio Ivankov’s devil fruit power so he can hide his true identity.