I guess I don’t know why you wouldn’t just say you made it up?

Getting Catch-22 vibes

Oh ok

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Everyone: “Oh you’re a nerd I bet you love BBT”

Me: Rubs head sigh

I am in Spain but without the “S”.

New “country” music is hip hop for white people that are afraid of black people.

Yeah sure that’s why

10x increase in visual performance! In one eye anyway

This is the best thing I’ve seen this week.

Almonds are OK but cashews FUUUUCK

QUIT REVEALING MY SECRETS

Chicken strips.