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What is wrong with my Lemmy

🦂 Holy shit. Favorite emoji ever.

Man put that over an old fashioned bathtub and you got yourself some art.

Lol that took me a while, but I see what you did there. Nice lol.

Got a new boss once my company merged. First round table meeting and he starts attacking our imaging team for not working fast enough, claiming all received requests should and could be boxed and shipped within 48 hours of being received.

After the imaging team kinda fumbled their words, I stepped in and just flat out said that is not true, not of what he said was true. Then explained why. Having to break it down for him that these are office tech workers that support one of the largest teams with the highest turnovers. They don’t have the luxury of sitting down and doing nothing but one thing consistently.

The guys hasn’t spoken to me in almost 2 years sense. Other than “hey I’m sick, hey I’m going on PTO, e.t.c.” he passively snaps at me if I speak up in team meetings now. It’s fuckin hilarious.

Look up logical fallacies. Specifically straw man, slippery slope, and black and white. The guys isn’t even making an argument, he’s pointing out an outlandish example that wouldn’t realistically exist in the given context to elicit an emotional response.

Damn. That’s pretty fucked.

Lol, no way this is real. Those guys are too well dressed to be crack heads. Maybe the shirtless dude in the middle, maybe.

Hear hear!

Oh now these are cool. That’s how you recycle lol. Thank you sir for providing my next wiki hole.

Jesus Christ. That’s nuts.

Lol, let’s just be glad this didn’t become wide spread enough to tempt a certain boy scout to turn serial killer.

I wonder why no new companies have picked up this technology. Some patients surviving 30 years, with no surgical intervention required is a pretty bold claim for any pacemaker. Regulations be damned.

That’s god dang adorable

I taught my cat this and it’s adorable. She doesn’t headbutt, she just gets up in your face an incessantly meows until you start kissing her forehead or rubbing her face with your face.

Nah I think that’s called depression.

Represent

My only problem with Indian food. Whenever I try a restaurants it’s shit. But when my coworkers would bring in a feast on Diwali, it was my favorite time of year.

I can’t find any restaurants that taste even similar to their home cooked meals.