I don’t think I’d try to carry my 55" OLED by myself. I recall it being particularly unwieldy when we were installing it.

At my last job, they had some guy come in with a machine that could make like 40 pancakes at a time. Was there for a few hours, cranking out pancakes, sausages, eggs. He flipped the pancakes through the air at you and you had to catch them on your plate. It was mildly anxiety inducing, but I guess I’d call that a pancake party.

Thanks for your insight, fartsparkles.

Talk to cats and make great pizzas.

So does Brown, you could be the cat whisperer. There’s plenty of money to be made there. You could even potentially solve crimes, asking cat witnesses what they saw.

I don’t really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I’ll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.

Wait until you learn about cooking at home.

There was a recall on, I think, Chevy headlights. The LEDs were too bright, unfortunately recalls are at the will of the owner.

I really enjoyed For All Mankind.

It’s Ron being an insensitive prick, that’s the joke.

Edge’s baked in coupon code finder is incredible.

I saw this happening in real life one time, on the back of a Dodge Neon. Best part is they were in the parking lot of a Planned Parenthood. We cheered them on, then went about our business.

Canned pumpkin is really good to give your dog if they have constipation or diarrhea.

But the trend will die out, with any luck.