Brew

*Delves into all kids of weird circumstances and medical mysteries. Morbid and informative.

Zoe

*Up-to-date exercise and nutrition science. I’ve seriously learned a lot.

Imperfect Paintings

Shows you how to try different types of abstract art. Has been a huge inspiration in getting me to paint and experiment with art.

If there’s two things I know about white people, it’s that they love Rachel Ray, and they’re terrified of curses.

If you like horror and you haven’t seen Repo! The Genetic Opera, nows the time.

My all time favorite line from the show.

I could never watch the beautiful Sebastian Stan play that creature.

Hurricane in Florida. A work friend invited my mom and I to stay at her place if it got bad. I’d spent time with her and her husband before, and thought we would have a good time playing games and hanging out.

It started to get bad, so we headed over. She didn’t answer the door or phone. Finally she comes out, says we woke her up (it’s 3pm) and laughed at us getting “freaked out” by a little wind. Guess we were supposed to wait for the full hurricane force winds before driving across town. Spent the remainder of my birthday on the closet floor with mom and dog.

If nothing else, my family. I don’t have a good sense of the future or life goals, so I keep myself moving by setting small goals. Plans to bake something, working on a painting, just little things around the home.

Person man, person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan, Lives his life in a garbage can, Person man

Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, Person Man

9/11: One Day in America

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

I’m baking sourdough tomorrow.

I would like the option to make it public on my community. I have asked people not to downvote amateur bakers for just trying to improve their skills but some assholes don’t listen.

I also liked (paraphrasing): “Can you think of any other candidates capable of beating trump?” Joe: “Yeah, at least 50 of them.”

No

My mom taught me intestinal distress.

Hold my breath while thinking of a soothing song. Alternatively, actively try to hiccup.

But are you Gary?

Or a bivouac in which you can be constrained until you suffocate.

Nothing. I should be limited to one or less.

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