(There are 2 Gs in the word “gigantic”)

Obviously it’s pronounced the same as the the “g” in “gigantic”

I think this is the best explanation I’ve ever seen to the reapond to the vertical video complaint. Thank you!

“I’m holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed.”

Shitbreak won’t have a problem shitting at school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.

Oh yeah? What about 0? And 1?

Really, it was more of a “The Nazis are doing this. We need to get this done before the Nazis so we can prevent the Nazis using it because we will retaliate.” The fact that the war in Europe was over before either side had actually finished the bomb made that part irrelevant.

Unfortunately for science, once discoveries are made and turned over to the military, scientsts’ morality gets shoved into a corner.

Oh come on. Hot dog filler serves a purpose and can be quite tasty. Don’t bring it down to the Ted Cruz level.

As a teacher, I’m sure my students would notice if I left early.

And my axe!

“Uhhh… Ken? What exactly did you want me to do here?”

I may be wrong, but you can tell that this isn’t in the US because the doors actually seem to go all the way to the floor.

It’s like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

OH MY GOD YOUR MOTHER IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

See, this is why I tried to say that it was only one person’s opinion, one I found interesting. I never meant for it to mean that I thought the invasion was justified, or that one person’s opinion should invalidate all the other opinions or statistics out there.

Anyway, this person came to the US to go to college and decided to stay. She married an American, and she was a US citizen long before the invasion of Crimea. She is ethnically Russian, and she still has family in Russia. She was in favor of the Russian invasion of Crimea because of that.

I can’t really speak too much more about her feelings because it isn’t a topic I discuss with her very often.

With posts like this, you can never quite tell if it’s real or fake…

Complete tangent, and obviously only a single case, but I know a woman originally from Crimea (now lives in the US) whose family is ethnically Russian, and she was happy when Russia invaded Crimea because she always felt Russian and never felt Ukranian. Anyway, just a single anecdote which does not necessarily reflect my feelings on the matter.

*gills gills gills

This fall, on Fox… Are You Faster than a 4th Grader?