But there’s so much else on my “to watch” list!

And it’s been, like, 12 hours since my last Wolfs Rain rewatch, so I’m kinda late to that, y’know?

They can SIIIIINNNNGGGGG!

That’s why they changed over to Pibb Xtra.

Mr. Pibb was going through his midlife crisis, and in a fit, returned to his teenager state of mind. Dr. Pepper keeps hoping he’ll break out of it, return to his old self, but she’s so wrapped up in her career she can’t take the time to be there, and doesn’t see the one who’s really fueling it.

That filthy whore R.C Cherry.

But he has so many eyes! Surely he can come to a consensus on beauty.

“Call my dick a sling, cause it’s throwin’ stones”.

Imma go bury myself, now.

I like it, in the box. I want to live… In the box.

(That entire conversation felt like it had the strangest pacing, even for MGS).

Howling, generally.

Good place for it.

Why are you sharing my Saturday night plans?

Dammit, now everyone is gonna be down in the bog, and there’s never any room for shrieking in the swamp.

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.

You have nostrils. Learn to inhale and exhale at the same time. Become the master of your own body. Defy your limitations. You’re playing the flute, goddammit! Give it the respect it deserves, and transcend beyond your mortal limitations and grasp the freedom of the ethereal.

The only place where if you’re offered uncut coke, you have to ask which kind.

I have dead. Gimme a moment, I’ll bring him out.

Sleep doesn’t mean leaving us. We can be with you in your dreams. We can be with you in every thought.

There is no leaving. You are one of us.

Well, when one of us uses them, dolphins get trapped.

I’m just helping protect the dolphins.

If you can Raiden your sword, don’t let this picture stop you.

Hold that sword with your foot. Do big spins, and swap which foot midair. You can hold a sword with your foot. You are your own master now.

I didn’t realize pelicans had figured out how to type. The last time I tried to teach them, they ate the keyboard.

I’ve played too much Gaige. It’s now instinct to rebind my reload key to somewhere far, far away from everything else, no matter what game I play.

Why, yes, I do hate myself, what gave it away?

First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.

Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.

Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You’ll feel free. In the box. Everything is better… In the box.

Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They’ll recharge your batteries.

You know he’s never going to give it to you.

Backpacks are also an option. It’s been my preference, also handy if I need to lug anything larger around for some reason.

Bonus points: Lotta space to put pins for decoration. Downside: Damn, enamel pins get expensive.