Right, I don’t care who the fuck you are or if you’re some kind of NHS consultant, if someone phones you. PHONES YOU! And tells you something like this, despite clear warnings from every bank and banking app you ever had not to believe them, and you believe it, I’m not going to feel sorry for you or blame your other banking app

In British English, a truck is a lorry, or artic. I think you mean a pickup, which used to be called a pickup in US English, but changed to truck because of insecure, tiny-penis people

I did exactly the same thing, and it’s difficult. Particularly at an older age!

But it’s not learners that make mistakes like saying “on accident”, it’s mostly native speakers. And then they pass on their mistakes to non native speakers

It’s perfectly fine to call them out on it.

“On accident” can’t be right because it makes me want to chop off all your fingers so you can never type again

Fantastic news for nature documentary makers who are married to taxidermists

Brits in Spain -

Anything under €50 doesn’t require a pin. I think it’s going up to 100 soon.

Also our banking security technology is about 20 years ahead due to a simple ruling that banks are responsible for fraud, not consumers. You can happily share your bank details or put them on your website with no worries

You have to be reasonably dim or senile to get scammed

A decade? It was the turn of the century old bean

The white polo shirt is the British equivalent of a wifebeater

The melted bread

When I started working decades ago, we were taught how to use bent bits of fence wire to find underground pipes before digging

I literally found scores of pipes that way, and saw dozens of other people do it regularly. It was even taught at a local agricultural college as part of the horticulture course

Then someone told me it was a myth and doesn’t work, so I set up a blind test with a hidden bucket of water and I utterly failed to find it

I simply cannot explain this

If the Taliban deployed 100 personnel to the US, would that be an aggressive act?

Let’s not forget the US is widely seen as a terrorist state assisting in a genocide here lol

I was at two parties last weekend and it was great wtf do you mean

Well, not happy as such

And knocking forty but still looks like that kid in your primary school class that was always getting into scrapes

Is that just omelette with high fructose corn syrup?

You’re confusing “Dutch” with “edible cuisine” 😂

The Daily Express is an utter shitrag, don’t give them clicks

PhD

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Even better, the Welsh political party called Cumrag