My AOL email. I didn’t actually make it, my Dad did and I was so young I literally don’t remember a time without it. I still check it despite migrating most of my accounts away.

Word of warning, DO NOT use regular Nair down there unless you are fine with potential chemical burns on your nuts for a week. It’s not fun, really really not fun. I’m not even sure I would use sensitive area Nair anymore, it just doesn’t seem designed for coarse pubic hair. I use a Philips Oneblade now with the body groom attachment, I’ve caught the skin once or twice but I’ve found it’s way better than any other electric razor I’ve tried in the past and does a good job. The gap inbetween the blade and stationary bit of the razor is smaller and harder to pinch your skin in.

What you can’t see in this is the guy from the Men in Black with a leaf blower.

It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it’s speed chess sex, so a much more realistic standard.

Canadian here moving back into his parents house next week after being away for 9 years because he can no longer afford to rent a property of any kind in this city. Or rather I should say I can, but combined with student loans, utilities becoming insanely priced, and an only okay paying job (still nearly $10 over min wage), it means I have nothing left over at the end of the month. I haven’t had savings in over a year and just don’t really do anything aside from work since I straight up can’t afford to. On one hand I’m lucky I found a good job near to my parents that uses the skills I currently use at my job and it even pays a bit more, but it feels like I’ve failed at being an adult the same time. At least I’ll be able to save some money and maybe actually enjoy life for once in a while.

Tea solves all.

We all need a codeine cowboy now and again.

Shit, not quite as bad but this post reminded me I have clothes sitting in the dryer I wanted to hang up about 2 hours ago.

Beep boop.

We’re not unreasonable - I mean no one’s gonna eat your eyes.

Dilulu plus