MobileDecay

Those still rely on gasoline.

My birth certificate is proof enough that I’m a man. Now give me my strawberry Herbal Essences! 💪😡

Bickering about what generation is better. My favorite topic. 🙄

Constant harassment or spam bots. I don’t care if people disagree with my politics or something. I sometimes forget you can block people.

The other day I was waiting behind a guy with no car. 😁

I pushed my nipples down and it worked! It worked!!! 😲😲😲

I’m standing in front of my coffee shirtless pushing as hard as I can and it’s not working. 🤯

I never thought of it that way. 🤔

But why do we have nipples? If mine were functional I would save money on milk for my coffee. 😢

Wasn’t Hulk supposed to be a good guy or something? What happened to that? 🤣

Foiled again! 🧐

I hate when people stick there shaft in my mouth before dipping it in peanut butter!!! I mean really! 🤷‍♂️

Samsung. I love the foldables but I buy the older refurbished ones. I’m not paying $2,000. for a fuckin phone!