Absolutely no way this doesn’t explicitly target certain groups of people and end up in a lawsuit.

Doesn’t seem like that gravy train will roll on forever

His chat logs were that bad.

Lunchly cheese probably got him reported to the FDA.

The Zelda game from the Philips CD-i

Man, wait till this journalist hears about this little thing called the Fediverse.

You wouldn’t download a brand

Now how about forum signatures?

boots up cracked Photoshop

Tbf, Craftsman is owned by Stanley Black and Decker (though only since 2017)

Also funny to point out Sears and Kmart as not adapting to the times since they merged in 2005 (like a dinosaur merging with a Neanderthal…)

Almost sounds like a darkest dungeon line

I haven’t seen it yet either, but this article seems to explain it.

It’s sort of like Don’t Look Up - plus the whole terrible timing of him destroying purchasing Twitter, and people couldn’t help but make a connection.

Calm down there Balma

Funny, we had the same stickers of biden on our gas pumps when it was close to $4/ga.

I don’t see any now that gas is <$3/gal.

Just another reason to boycott Goya

Obviously, you gotta go back to The Past.

That’s a rather short section though, the Turnpike is fairly long down the state, and it’s becoming increasing harder to traverse without car due to such roads

Listen, not all of us can afford grape scissors.

How are you going to bike on the NJ Turnpike? No bikes allowed.

Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub

Tbf, microplastics would typically contain plasticizers, so that distinction doesn’t seem very important other than to highlight that plasticizers are the biologically active component.