Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life’s greatest mysteries.

They probably microwave them. Nobody should microwave seafood at work.

Well if you insist…

order to read these in.

I never know which

Not OP, but you could always try https://this-person-does-not-exist.com

Oh look, my manager assigning me stuff based off the (ai generated) zoom meeting notes.

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Also it just seems to hit different at McDonalds. like they put extra carbonation in or something.

It’s a reference to an old Reddit post where somebody had the same situation I did where they met someone yand fell in love and had long and happy life until they started noticing a lamp in their living room that sidn’t look right. Drove them crazy in this dream and eventually forced them to wake up. I’m on mobile and can’t find original post ATM but that’s the jist.

I met, fell in love, got married, bought a house, started a family and grew old together with a woman i met in my dreams. In one night, i lived a lifetime. It was so super realistic that I woke up devastated that it was a dream. It took me weeks to stop thinking about it constantly throughout the day, and even to this day I still think about it occasionally going on 15 years later.

Does this help? https://spreadsheetpoint.com/insert-google-sheets-into-google-slides/

Try to burp. Especially right after a hiccup.

Sounds like the perfect time to practice your bass! Even just following along with Youtube vids can get you a long ways. Hope you get back on your feet (heh) soon!

Gremlins really messed me up as a kid. I had nightmares for months. I finally rewatched them recently and just laughed most of the time.

Your comment implies that your GIGANTIC PENIS makes a GIGANTIC NOISE, and that has me intrigued.

I can do it without closing my eyes but when i was younger, I remember closing my eyes or scrunching my face made it easier to do. If you can wiggle your ears without lifting your eyebrows, it kind of feels like its the same muscle group that causes the rumbles. The rumbling sounds like white noise inside my head. Its caused by constricting Tensor Tympani muscle in the ear voluntarily. From Wikipedia:

Some individuals can voluntarily produce this rumbling sound by contracting the muscle. According to the National Institute of Health, “voluntary control of the tensor tympani muscle is an extremely rare event”,[5] where “rare” seems to refer more to the scarcity of test subjects and/or studies more than the percentage of the general population who have voluntary control. The rumbling sound can also be heard when the neck or jaw muscles are highly tensed as when yawning deeply. This phenomenon has been known since (at least) 1884.[6]

That is fun!

I can rumble my eardrums. Mostly useless unless i wanna block out some annoying sound but i can only do it for like a minute at a time.

The trick is to wake up standing, as well.

The Woven Web

Damn what a song! Thanks for the new group to binge on!