My ex-wife literally had every one of these except the P.T. Cruiser, for real. I always hated smoking from her purse bong because she never had water in it so I had to use the ketchup.

Me, not giving alcohol to children

The Law: “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!”

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People who need pancakes to basically be a vehicle to pour pure sugar into their mouth haven’t had good 'cakes.

Do… you not put syrup on your pancakes?

Even if it wasn’t heavier, bones are still harder than flesh. If a skeleton punched you, it would hurt way more than a fleshy padded fist.

I would prefer to make it from scratch. But it’s usually cheaper to use frozen and I’m a broke bitch, so that’s usually what I have.

Pancakes definitely don’t matter. They’re easy because it’s just mixing a few powders and some milk or water and egg. Why not just buy those powders already mixed with a binder? Unless it’s Bisquick. Fuck Bisquick pancakes. They’re just flat dinner biscuits!

But it makes my whites whiter!

hits the button for the landing flaps while still cruising

I’ve been kind of afraid to do my laundry since the last time my clothes came out of the washer dirtier than they went in and covered in some kind of gunk; I had to re-wash by hand in my tub. I want my own fucking machine again. 😩

It wasn’t the employment itself that was grim, but a specific job on it that was creepy as fuck. When I was installing for a WISP we had a job at a mortuary. Place was old as shit and we (I say we but I was the only fucker down there) had to go under the building in just this dirt crawlspace to run cable. I swear I thought I’d end up crawling over skeletons, it looked like something out of a horror movie down there.

Doubtful. This is just some dude making a transphobic joke. There are MTF and even cis women on the app, though. They’re usually up front about it.

“he says he cut himself shaving his junk, but that’s not true”

Like they were trying to say their dick is gone because they accidentally cut it off shaving.

My favorite isekai is Farscape.

But if it has to be anime: Inuyasha.

It’s a girl. Or at least someone with a vagina. This is from Grindr.

Do the passengers survive?

In recent times?

ChatGPT.

Die monster! You don’t belong in this world! You steal men’s souls and make them your slave!

Meanwhile at the birthday party

“What the fuck? This isn’t a bounce house!”

IDK about others, but I get hypoglycemic which makes you feel drunk. And not the fun, “I’m buzzed” kind of drunk, but the “oh God make the room stop spinning” kind of drunk.

Any common ancient Roman name. Not enough “imuses” or “cleses” suffixing names.

Kolanakimus Huskerclese