Can I use the cheats on the PDF doom? 🤔

If your barista just presses a button and hands you a cup, you’re at the wrong place for coffee.

Sometimes I feel like the dude who has given up sitting at the Bonfire Shrine bonfire, and other times I feel like Igon as he’s wailing on the mountain side. Never had a good job, and I haven’t been able to stick around longer than a year or two before the bullshit gets to me and I either make a mistake getting frustrated and get fired or quit because I can’t take it anymore. I don’t fit in anywhere, I don’t feel comfortable anywhere, and it’s hard to tell what is truly toxic, or what’s just my own shit because I have BPD, ADHD and am on the spectrum.

I play a video game that lets me destroy things, but without any adversaries. Like GTA in Director mode, just blowing up cars and mowing down NPCs while having god mode on.

“Grrrr… You’re lucky I’m broke or you would be broken!”

If we’re doing stuff to pump things into the surrounding area on the surface, eventually it would have an atmosphere. That’s literally how we plan to terraform Mars.

Gonna have to change it from “world wonders” to “solar system wonders.”

The only argument I can make against it is that it might change how the moon looks from Earth if it’s all covered in smog and smoke and shit. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jus wook at dem! ☺️

I always imagined myself like Robin Williams’ character in Dead Poet Society and being an English teacher.

F in chat for the people in Fromsoft games trying to roleplay as a K***ht.

Have they banned “West Taiwan?”

Building maintenance techs are evil? What?

Was this posted by Ronald MacDonald from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

“Have you poured through the facts? Seen the figures? No? So let me get this straight, Mr. Reynolds… You get your information from a book, written by men you’ve never met, and you take their words as truth, based on a willingness to believe, a desire to accept, a leap of… humph dare I say it? Faith?”

You would think that hole in the ground they kicked all those dudes into was CGI but it was actually a practical effect. They really just kicked those dudes into a giant hole in the ground.

I had a pen pal in Australia when I (an American) was in elementary school.

The points matter in so far as they can be used as a metric of what is and is not acceptable within a group (or even society as a whole in some cases) as well as what is displayed first for users who use the default sort method.

I feel weird and anxious when I go outside even if I do have my phone with me.

I see a lot of videos showing people’s fucked up McDonald’s orders. Like getting cheese on the OUTSIDE of their burger, not getting any meat, or shit like that.

I have never experienced anything like that, outside of 1 random time and that was at a Jack in the Box where they gave me a brick of charcoal of a burger (thing was completely burned; bun, burger, even the fucking vegetables and it only took opening the box to notice). Absolutely 0 excuse to have served it except to purposely be asshats.

I have to assume that either the specific location people get fucked up food is to blame, or they’re faked.

The prices, and the health of the food is why I don’t go there often. Shits way too much now, and sure it tastes good but eating even a single small burger makes me feel like I ate entirely too much food.

The title doesn’t imply what the founder wants one way or the other.