“MY ASS”

• OP probably

Imagine calling you’re chilly-box a freeze-o-tron

In reasonably confident that this is how people ask for a cola, not for any soda pop. The default soda in America is a cola, which we have the two primary brands (coke and Pepsi) and all the small time competitors. No one says ‘I’ll have a coke’ when they want a sprite.

If you go to Georgia, ‘coke’ is whichever cola they have. At least that’s been my experience when visiting family down there. 99% of the time you get Coca Cola, but that 1% is a kick in the nuts.

Had the same experience when I lived in east Texas and visited rural Louisiana. But it wasn’t that way when I lived in Virginia. Coke meant Coca Cola, and if you asked for coke and they had Pepsi, they’d ask if Pepsi was ok.

In western Washington, it’s a hodgepodge.

Oooh. That’s how it works. Rad

I can’t post photos but I can’t stop looking at the face in the bottom right.

Apparently. Seems like a pretty straight forward set of behaviors for ADHD.

You’re being pedantic. It’s gravy.

Yea, you’re right.

Sorry bb. Do we have to stop at kissing? I’m an enthusiastic consent kinda person so I don’t wanna come on too strong with the expectation of make-up sex.

Edit wait: you’re an adult right? God please be an adult

Here’s the recipe I use. It’s dead simple and absolute fire:

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/216391/easy-sausage-gravy-and-biscuits/

I prefer jimmy dean sage sausage, but any breakfast sausage (ground, not links) should work. Water won’t work, you need to use milk. I also like to add butter to the pan before adding the milk.

Sausage gravy can be pretty damn good. It uses sausage fat and ground sausage with a cream base. It also a breakfast food, which I presume I different from yours (brown gravy?)

Well.

You’ve gone and ruined my joke.

Oh damn. Were you not here for the first lemmy moment?

I can’t find the original but here’s the archive: https://lemmy.world/post/616615

That’s fine. Individuals can have an autistic hyper fixation all they want. It has a fair bit of crossover with ADHD but is still it own separate thing.

Source: am auDHD

The good thing is, if it happens it won’t last long because lemmy has the worst case of collective ADHD ever recorded and we go through trends in a maximum of 3 days, as was ordained by the first lemmy moment.

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Any suggestions on where to learn how to do this? I’m sailing on a Linux machine if it makes a difference.

I give $10/month to RiseUp for their VPN service.

Boooooo!

😂

Ok boomer.

It’s not 💯 but I liked it.