Shia Labouf

Such is the nature of memes. There is nothing new under the sun.

About once a year, we get a Netflix subscription for about two months. Catch up on everything we want to watch, then cancel it.

After 6 months, Netflix forgets about you. Does that mean we count as a new subscriber every year? How many people like us are inflating their new subscriber number?

I knew someone at university with a twin sibling. One was afab and the other was amab. Both came out as trans. We used to joke that instead of getting top / bottom surgery, they should just get head transplants :-)

Furrier transfemation

That’s the idea behind the AdNauseum browser extension. “Click” on every single ad so that the data becomes worthless and the companies that are advertising have a negative return on investment. But it does mean that the ad server company gets more money.

How long do I need to ponder the orb until I develop this kind of power?

I tried, but it didn’t go well for either of us.

That’s a cop. I’m assuming there are some black people nearby, hence the gun.

Pun always intended

Make sure to get the eyebrows too, they can barely see right now!

I learned from experience that there is something wrong with fish fingers and custard

What the hell is reduced sodium sea salt?

We have something in the US called light salt, it’s a blend of sodium chloride and potassium chloride, maybe it’s similar?

Also a good way to start an essay

Yes, we all know it’s the birds that do that.

That’s the fertilizer

You probably agreed to binding arbitration, so you could file a case with an arbiter.

Dudes and dudes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYXmjfQY4U

I want ranked choice voting, or some other alternative to first past the post.

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You take it over there