As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

DEI demands that we beat all kids. All of the time. Equally. (/s, just in case some unbeaten kid misses the sarcasm)

Weak ass kids just getting weaker. How are they gonna build solid immune systems without the lead, mercury and microplastics

Deep thoughts. Oh so deep.

By the weekend? You need more than 24 hours for such a simple and straightforward task? Come on bruh? /s

You guys have me both jealous and a bit aroused with these Fediverse girl messages

Fucking legend

And too much fucking butter or mayonnaise.

WhatsApp, Instagram and other shit though.

Someone got suicided. Again.

You’ll live. It’s only 1 & 0 buddy, hit the sauna and get over it. “Abysmal “ lol

I get it 100% because it’s quite basic. What’s interesting here though is most people don’t have access to very clean water, quality sources of foods and simple healthcare. I suspect, because of the clear access to internet connections, is that the majority of the folks whining here about not having access to saunas are most likely in the top 5% of the planet earth without realizing it or accepting it. But no saunaaaaa boooo hooo.

Saunas are a tool in the overall healthy living tool box, helping generate shock proteins and the like, but a good ole cold shower, breathing exercises and Luigi Mangioni’s, and we’ll be back in business.

They may be skipping binge watching streaming shit shows and death scrolling Tik Toc.

And hiring the most pathetic ass kissers he can find. Quite impressive actually.

Sounds like a description of the DOGE team

As long as you allow the village to raise them. Expose them openly to the village, the village will react openly.

You sound like the creator of a he Jehovas Witness or 7 day adventurers or any of the other false prophets that wrongly predicted the coming of the dude that turned water into wine and shit. I wish you the best be son 🥹

Soon to be median age in EU. Plastic surgeons tightening those dry clams are making a fortune.

So she DOES have lock jaw?