The test strip going from normal -> healthy 😂

Yellow, black, it’s all good!

Hopefully the AI that developed the cure isn’t the same one that drew the scientist’s hands in the third panel

Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?

Wtf, it’s called a watch, not a listen

That’s bad

It’s actually not even “robots in disguise”, it’s “robots into guys”

Or else it goes to Lowe’s again

Yep, he can call it whatever the hell he wants, it’s still Lake Ontario. His petulance is only matched by his vanity and malignancy

King Mierdas changing Lake Ontario to Lake America

Are the same that burn crosses…

Wait

Oh, phew, thank goodness!

What a fucking drunken chode

Fuuuuck that scene is so good. The raw emotion he channels is ridiculous. I added Homeward Bound to my playlist because of that scene, and while the actual version is damn good, in my mind I hear Kevin Garvey Harvey every time it plays

I always feel like The Leftovers on HBO doesn’t get anywhere near enough love. The first few episodes, while still good, are admittedly a bit slow (even for a slow burn) but holy shit once it gets going it is SO damn good. 3 seasons of some of my absolute favorite “what-the-fuck-is-happening” television. The story and writing and characters are phenomenal, and the acting is even better. Justin Theroux, Carrie Coon, Christopher Eccleston, and Ann Dowd are just incredible, and Damon Fucking Lindelof just ties it all together

As far as I know they haven’t been allowed on new cars for a long time, but if you have an older car that has them it’s still legal to drive

So many news stories nowadays feel like sound bites in the opening credits of a zombie apocalypse movie.

Coming soon to a theater near you - Zombee 🦠🐝

He already looks like he took a tomato or two to the face

audibly shits diaper

Wonky Nostrils new band name I called it

Or an ancient troll buried beneath it, waiting to awaken

First season of True Detective was superb: Far From Any Road by The Handsome Family

The Leftovers (my absolute favorite show of all time and severely underrated imo) altered its opening theme a few times, but the standard season 2 version was my favorite: Let the Mystery Be by Iris DeMent