Huh… All these years I thought it meant “Help! My mouth was replaced with a butthole!”

I don’t remember it. But there’s enough metal hardware under the seat that I’m sure it’s basically impossible to break that way.

And I thank you.

You are welcome!

My biggest fear is that my office chair might break in such a way that the hydraulic piston breaks through the seat and punctures my colon.

I often use win+v for the clipboard history and win+shift+s for taking screenshots.

Almost definitely. According to my mom, she referred him to the same neurologist who diagnosed my ADD when I was kid and she prescribed him ritalin. But apparently he didn’t like how it made him feel “too focused” or something like that.

I think it’s been over 9 months.

My uncle was evicted from his house because he failed to maintain the property and let it go to shit. It was winter, so we invited him to stay in a spare room in our basement just to keep him out of the cold and give him time to sell his property and buy a trailer home.

He’s still living here.

Grime. I lost my patience on one of the bosses and just couldn’t get back into it.

Ooh, I have a video for this: https://spectra.video/w/pz5XVrqnXtuS7zHgq32gw4

That’s why I got a mouse with extra buttons on the side, so I can just copy and paste using my thumb.

Yes. I never had too much trouble on reddit, but I only stuck to specific subreddits and stayed away fron news or politics.

I’ve never been drunk at all. Never really had more than one or two drinks in one day.

VR headset. I mean, I don’t fully regret it yet, as I might someday find a VR game that I actually want to play, am able to play in the small space I have, and that doesn’t make me nauseous within 15 minutes.

• Wakes me up some time between 2:00 and 5:00
• Goes under/behind the heavy furniture to throw up (or else, on my bed)
• Doesn’t eat her food, but cries for more food

I like the link previews. Not getting rickrolled again.

It’s 2024, why in the hell is nobody designing skyscrapers with fun slides spiraling all the way to the bottom?

Imprisonment for simply saying something that in no sane world would be considered a crime.

Pogs, I think.