Also would have been nice if the buyers hadn’t waited years after finding out to announce it, giving the seller plenty of time to shut down the original company. There is nothing to sue now.

Here’s a peace deal. Europe gets Ukraine, Russia gets Hungary.

This is English, anything can be a word, it just has to be used enough, and understood aswell. I think it’s perfectly cromulent.

It will be a liberation, not an invasion. And anyway, not all of Europe, you can keep Portugal.

It’s a bad deal for Ukraine. No guarantee of military or financial support for the war, and they get stripped of resources. Same deal comes from Putin.

Bitch Thatcher ruined ice cream.

It’s because 51% of you didn’t vote against him.

Trumpland. Trumptopia. United states of Trump. Trumplvania. The new republic of Trump.

Just testing the “no wrong answers”

I am getting old. My parents told me that I’d understand how the world works when I get older, but I just hate it more and more.

The amount meta will pay is pocket change to them.

Commenting because I want to do something like this too.

Vampires confirmed. I believe they were everywhere in Africa before Toto arrived.

Motion on my RPI. I didn’t want it to save videos or photos, so I turned it off in the config. But it still saved them. So I tried a few other places in the config to turn it off, but nothing worked and I’d run out of space within a day. So I changed the save directory to /dev/null.

Then I tried to upgrade the pi, and the new version of motion has a different config, incompatible with the old one. So I’m running the old one.

Mormons won’t cheat.

Ok, gramps. I blocked TeamViewer on the router to stop scammers.

Two months later, gramps has a small problem with the internet connection. The first thing the helpdesk tells him to do is factory reset the router.

Gramps gets scammed through TeamViewer.

If it counts, my brother put an anime movie on for the family to watch. He’d never seen it before, and watching the tentacle rape of a schoolgirl scene was kinda awkward.

It was never spoken of again.

Yeah, I do the Dracula

Hi, I’m a chef. I’m just playing around with raspberry pis and stuff. I just like learning and seeing what I can do.

I was walking through the city, watched as a man in a suit in front of me (I was walking behind him for a couple of blocks) picked up a briefcase beside a newsstand and got in the passenger seat of a waiting black car which drove off.

I’m in a spy movie, I guess.

Sounds like something a Nazi would say… /s