Statistically probable answers, not facts.

I’m a teacher. I do.

At this point, I appreciate that anyone can scrape it. Not just Reddit or Meta exclusively, but any start up that’s wants to compete. Sure, meta and the biggies have an easier time of it, but at least they don’t get it all only for themselves.

Sanchez’s stance risked setting up a summit clash with Trump, who has frequently accused European countries of not spending enough on defence and threatened not to defend them if they do not meet their targets.

Bro, Trump’s not going to defend anyone anyway. That’s how he works.

EU investigators not happy with arresting as many people as they currently do. Gotta be locking lots of people up.

That would be nice. I’ve yet to come across one personally, though.

I don’t really care about my “social credit score”. It’s an honest question and I’ve learned a couple things about bidets so far. The overwhelming conclusion, however, is that a lot of proud bidet users are kind of elitist assholes (heh, puns), and would rather admonish condescendingly than care to explain. Goes to show you really need a parent or a family member to properly teach you these things. If no one in your family has ever used a bidet, then I guess you’re shit out of luck (heh).

Either that or the guy saying they’re overrated was on to something and everyone’s getting defensive and pissy (heh) about it. If your method was truly better, you could just explain it without resorting to shame tactics. Could be something they’re embarrassed about?

Toilet paper comes apart when it gets sopping wet, dumbass.

(I assume you prefer communicating in a derogatory style, so I’ll just mimick yours.)

The “poop encrusted ass” remark suggests you don’t actually know how toilet paper works or how to use it.

TP is supposed to dissolve in water, that’s why we can flush it.

But if you’re washing with a bidet, how do you know you’re clean if you’re just spraying your shit with water then just patting it with TP? Do you wash it with your hands when spraying water?

Do you shit while in the shower or something?

Yes, I know and I agree. Again, I was being facetious in response to the question.

I’m sorry, I didn’t really care enough about the guy to look. I was just being facetious in response to the question.

Not be convicted of rape, most likely.

I keep a pack of wet wipes with me every time I travel. I never use them in the toilet, though. Just for cleaning my hands when eating street food.

I’ll preface my comment with the fact that I never saw a bidet until I was in my 30s, so I was never properly “bidet trained”, but I can tell you that at a glance the prospect of having a damp ass after every shit does not appeal to me. Particularly in humid regions where damp bodily areas leads chafing and rashes. It also looks like a lot more effort than just wiping and moving on with minimal difference in results.

That said, if you prefer bidets and have access to them, more power to you.

You’d like servers to have their tips taxed?

This is another “freedom fries” moment.

Their deliberate word choice of “upgrade” to supported operating system is mildly infuriating.

No it doesn’t understand the question. It collects a series of letters and words that are strung together in a particular order because that’s what you typed, then it sifts through a mass of collected data and to find the most common or likely string of letters and words that follow and spits them out.