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Cake day: August 5th, 2023

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  • “That Eyes Wide Shut party.”

    “Anal cleanse”

    “Oral Cleanse”

    “Facial with boyfriend”

    “Facial with trainer”

    “Bestie massage”

    “FBI interview”

    “EOD license review”

    “Meet with handler”

    “DOL debrief of investigation”

    “Oral argument with Boyfriend”

    “DEEP tissue massage with other boyfriend”

    “Knitting”

    “” “Knitting” "

    “Bad Dragon review due”

    “Bible Study”

    “Struggle Snuggle”

    “Train(stretch before, and during)”

    “BBC show party”

    “Prayer with elderly”

    “That thing with horses”

    “Doctor visit after horse thing”

    “Followup about the prolapse”

    “Oncology appt”

    “shave head?”

    “Wig shopping?”

    “Meet with lawyer about will”

    “Tell BF”

    “Tell sir”

    “Talk with pastor/confession?”

    “Record video for (insert kid name here)”







  • I don’t understand what the fuck the kids are saying anymore. The slang is so incomprehensible that urban dictionary is necessary.

    The popular music is garbage and Garbage is forgotten.

    I can say “back in my day” without it being funny.

    I can reference my ex-wife without it being ironic because I am not youthful and without grey hair, so I may have an ex-wife.

    I can say “when I was a little girl” without it being irreverently funny because I am a clearly a guy.