I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

You’ve got an ‘S’ key, so that’s enough.

Greenhouse gasses have never been more delicious.

Average panto bathroom.

More a point that there wouldn’t be too much a driver could do anyway, assuming the kid just wandered out. The original context is that the YouTuber was going something like 95 on a 35 road. I agree we don’t really need monster roads everywhere.

Edit: Lol the road even straight up had ‘watch for children’ signs. Fucking idiot.

TBF that child appears to be jaywalking on a freeway.

I have that painting up in my hallway. It’s the first thing you see when you enter through the front door.

Lesbian plugs:

I think we have the same mod installed.

All of my nipple hairs are like 3-4 inches long.

Amogus took too long to step down, leaving Skibidi no time. They really need to give them a good few years if they want to get another Fazbear-like figure.

I’ve said for a while that platforms that allow you to easily move make me more comfortable using them, and ironically, more likely to stay around.

Is it gonna join the Transformers films like G.I. Joe was hinted at?

I see you’re also obsessed with media scrobbling. I fell down the Trakt rabbit hole a few years ago.

Is there a way to get that Cheetos pattern onto denim shorts?

They don’t want to get their fur wet.

Unlimited Mug (I’m a cynical Londoner).

Maybe they should build a city in the ocean where these intellectuals have full control. Maybe experiment with some cool drugs.

It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.