It’s quicker with a guillotine, but will it be as much fun?

Too weak…

Exactly!
So has anyone tried this pewpowpie recipe and does it taste any good?

Kermit has entered Miss Pi…

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No, I can’t do it. It is sacrilege!

Say ‘Nuq’ again. Say ‘Nuq’ again, I dare you, I double dare you SoS’erfucker, say nuq one more Goddamn time!

I legitimately do not, and have never had, any of the usual social media. This lemm.ee account is the only one I have, and that’s closing down soon.

However I would also never visit the us. So it’s all a win/win for me.

I think it was 5 casinos and a casino holding company? Brb…

Edit:
Bankruptcies were…
1991: Trump Taj Mahal
1992: Trump Castle Hotel & Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Hotel (not a casino, just a hotel.)
2004: Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts
2009: Trump Entertainment Resorts. Which was a casino holding company. Not only did he bankrupt cannons he also bankrupted a company that syphons profits from casinos.

I’m not a kid and haven’t been for many decades. I’ve never watched nickolodeon. Can someone explain why slime is a thing?

Midlands person here. I can confirm that tranny was/is short for the transit van.
And it was also short for transvestite.

We never used it to mean a transmission, we have always called them gearboxes.

Ha, what a …wait, do you think they also don’t have a favourite stick?!?

Sorry, I only ‘upload’. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Though I may download on birthdays or special occasions.

Inspirational. I’m going to make a movie about these comments. It’ll be about how a person (probably a teen, and a ‘hacker’) who uses technology to learn that no one wins at global thermonuclear war.
I’ll call it War Games. Then I’ll travel back in time to 1983 and release it in cinemas!!

Quick, where can I get one of these? And does it vibrate??

I made an account on sh.itjustworks yesterday, but the import account details hasn’t worked (…yet?)

If we are being fair then the 2023 deaths were quite butthole-ish.

What?

Agreed. I always cover myself in motor oil before I flambé my crêpes suzette!!

Top Secret. Jaws: The Revenge. Both from the 80s, and both hilarious…though for entirely different reasons.

Yes.

I can see why. I mean, I personally will fuck anything that is shaved. Man, woman, everything in between.

There was even a piece of timber that was giving me the come on, so I got my wood planer out and did the business.
It’s not my fault, that oaky harlot was begging for it…and got what it deserved!!