You can’t just extend the path with a sharpie! Who do you think you are, the president?

I’ve found that as an Older Millennial, I actually relate to Gen Z quite a bit and get along with them well. It’s Gen Alpha that I never have any idea what the hell they’re talking about.

L8er sk8ers!

I don’t like porn. It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

I miss NX. My company uses SolidWorks, and it’s…okay, I guess? But I’m aggravated on a weekly basis because it doesn’t do something that NX could. But cost is the issue. I think you can get like 5 SW licenses for the cost of a single NX one.

Algebraic!

Damn inflation! Back in my day, a nickel could buy a hamburger, two cents would get you a pack of gum, and a penny would get you a great boner! Hell, you could buy a whole book of boners for thirty-five cents!

Find porn sounds and mute the tab. Now not sure where porn music is coming from.

This summer I hear the drumming

Alderaan just lie low

I’m so ready to be masumoaning

Whatever, you woke LGB123+ virtue signaler. You just can’t handle my alpha red pillness!

/s

Anyone else hate that the Gadsden flag has been appropriated by ultra-libertarian jingoists? It’s an awesome-looking flag with a cool history and symbolism, but I feel like I couldn’t fly it without looking like a twat.