Cruxifux

Depends on the type of drug, not all date rapes do the same thing. I think this one was GHB but I don’t actually know.

I’m married now, and this was over a decade ago. As soon as I was able to function again I kicked her out of my house and never spoke to her again.

I was once seeing a girl for a couple weeks that FUCKING ROOFIED MY DRINK so she could look through my phone while I was lying there watching her unable to move. It was absolutely fucked.

The reason is that their promoters and managers pushed them hard by getting them played repeatedly on every radio station in North America and Western Europe and then getting them put on every popular music reviewer “best bands ever” list so that basic bitches would think “well if their music is everywhere and the corporate mandated music media says they’re good then they must be amazing!”

Most overrated band ever.

“I’m the egg man! I’m the walrus! Coo coo cachoo!” Wow so deep.

I swear to god trying to block anime pages on Lemmy is like fighting the hydra. I block one and 3 more spring onto my feed.

If you vote for someone because you think their wife is hot I don’t think you should be allowed to vote.

Why do British people think King Charles is the reason people go to Britain to visit? Nobody gives a shit about your existing monarchy outside of your country. We go there to see castles n shit.

I have a generator and several heaters, as I live in Canada and own a contracting business. I also have neighbours who prep and have urban chickens, and since I have guns and they do not and am also much stronger than them they are my doomsday back up plan.

Oh for sure. I realize I’m responsible for my own safety on the road, which is why me and my dog are still alive. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t piss me off.

So rich kid with (probably) autism attacks two other rich kids in their…. Cabins (?) while wearing only his underwear with hammers and also a teacher that came to help. He claims he was sleepwalking. Badly injures them, gets minimum 12-life for the attack.

Every part of that story is wild.

When I lived in Calgary I almost got hit at crosswalks jogging with my dog countless times. By the time I moved away I was ready to throw the fuck down every time someone almost killed me or my dog (unless they gave me some sign that they were apologetic, which was very rarely). wtf is wrong with these people? Watch for people not in fucking cars, there’s crosswalks and bike laws for a reason, there’s other people doing shit in the world than just you. And I am not above breaking your mirror off your vehicle if you piss me off.

I have conversations with strangers all the time. I believe everyone is capable of this through the power of alcohol.

Why the French always gotta be different about shit

Yeah I’ve been to Saskatchewan, Ontario, Manitoba, BC, and Quebec multiple times and never seen that shit either. Maybe it’s a Newfie thing.

That’s also not everywhere in Canada. We don’t have them anywhere in Alberta I’ve seen, and I’ve lived all over this province for my whole life.

Fair. But they’ve had good ones before. That cream filled pumpkin shit muffin was bomb af.

Holy shit those look amazing. Those are at Tim Hortons?! I gotta try that shit.

I think it’s just people afflicted with the sonic the hedgehog disorder.

What is it with sonic the hedgehog that compels people to make shit like this?