CrazyEddie041

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

Remember when people were taking pot shots at power stations a couple years ago? We’ll probably have more stupid shit like that.

I’m currently trying to pick up Godot, the game engine. I’ve always wanted to make video games and figured it was time I actually sit down and learn the nuts and bolts of how that happens. Currently making my way through an instructional playlist while working on a design document on the side.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

We can’t assume liability!

Same.

Same… turns out, milkshakes and pizza (with the right toppings) are vegetarian, and eating them multiple times a week will, in fact, expand your waistline.

I’m extremely surprised that the number is only 95%.

People keep bringing up “percentage” like it means anything at all. If I donated 10% of my net worth to Maui, I would have to skip groceries for a couple of months to get by. If Oprah were to donate 90% of her net worth, she would still have more money than I’ll ever see in my lifetime. Percentages mean nothing to the lifestyles of billionaires.

Also doesn’t sound like something Jesus would say

It is literally something he said, after specifically being asked about paying taxes.

Roaches don’t pay rent.

It’s not. The two people in the picture are disagreeing. The joke is that normally this picture would be captioned with two people simply disagreeing over weather the shape is a 6 or a 9, but instead they’re disagreeing with a political position.

I forgot about a bag of potatoes once. ONCE.

They smelled like lukewarm death.

The only thing the flag code says about the design of the flag itself is below. Everything else is about how the flag should be treated, used, and displayed:

"§1. Flag; stripes and stars on

The flag of the United States shall be thirteen horizontal stripes, alternate red and white; and the union of the flag shall be fifty stars representing the fifty states, white in a blue field

§2. Same; additional stars

On the admission of a new State into the Union one star shall be added to the union of the flag; and such addition shall take effect on the fourth day of July then next succeeding such admission"

Don’t forget Uvalde.

I wouldn’t say it’s as easy at Twitter. Twitter has an algorithm so you can be lazy. Mastadon requires that you actually go find the stuff that you want to see. The upside is that Mastadon doesn’t waste your time with a bunch of garbage that “tHe AlGoRiThM” forces in front of you: it just gives you exactly what you asked for, instead. But you can’t brainlessly scroll for hours with zero input the way you can with Twitter.

YACF?