Bloodmouth huh? Now I like the sound of that. As I inhumanly tear into the animal carcass modern business and society has made available for me I’ll try to remember that. I am of course the one to blame here. I think the same when I buy plastic products that are ubiquitous and utterly unavoidable. It’s what the plastic industry wanted me to believe when they created their keep America beautiful campaign. Not the capitalists owner class fault. It’s me, the disgusting rabble. I similarly cry each time I order a product on Amazon. It’s my actions that cause the poor suffering driver to pee into a bottle while hiding from his van cam. I take full responsibility as I struggle vainly to make ends meet in America with my paltry salary despite my education and abilities. Forced to live in a world where all my choices are morally bankrupt because I must choose that which is available, least expensive, and convenient. If only I had the money the time the ability to be free enough. Then perhaps I wouldn’t be such a lowly disposable bloodmouth.

I understood it perfectly well. Did you don’t read it?

That’s wonderful to hear! One of my all time favorites for sure.

“ In the stump of the old tree, where the heart has rotted out, there is a hole the length of a man’s arm, and a dank pool at the bottom of it where the rain gathers, and the old leaves turn into lacy skeletons. But do not put your hand down to see, because…”

http://margaret-cooter.blogspot.com/2015/01/poetry-thursday-stump-by-hugh-sykes.html

Long live the tyrant

This joke is so terrible it qualifies as a salt.

Frost is already hard af but this meme is hilarious.

Please tell us how to get there 🙏

Myyyy tail shake brings scaly bois to the yard and they top, for several seconds more.

Aww, thanks!

Now I want to see a whole series devoted to the life and times of two legged cat.

Inebriated Pale Anglos

Cool

The mvp is in the comments of the comments

In Soviet Russia means of production seize you

I recognize the colors and shape of wal-mart signage. Our most shameful store. The labels are shopped but you can for sure get all that stuff there.

Crazy

Same shit different day

I could barely read this joke. It was too much on the nose.

As nsfw posts go, this deserves 0/5 stars.