I hate that more people and governments don’t use it.

I am an “immigrant”. The kind that you know by looking at. I haven’t been stopped by the police in years, but I’d hate to not have ID on me in case somebody decides they wanna have a power trip or be a man of duty.

By the way, I’m not in the US.

I second that, but one of my wishes is to be able to go out without any bag and with nothing in my pockets. Especially with no ID.

I’d say they do matter in any context. But it depends whose point of view we take.

It matters if something happens with your conscious decision or just as a side effect. It’s a matter of moral agency.

It’s like that Michael Scott meme where his manager is shaking his hand.

Yes but no. Motives matter.

Didn’t Americans really say no expensive gas?

Sometimes I say things that people misinterpret as me knowing very much. It’s always so damn frustrating.

So like Russia and Assad?

I hopped mainly among a few. Then it was Debian for a long time. Then hopped again for no particular reason. My Mint kernel panicked once a few weeks ago, so I might hop again.

Lately I’ve been getting marketing calls with recorded messages.

And it’s absurd to even wish I didn’t need to have a phone.

I’m not. And I’m not sure if I should be. And I can’t go there anyway. I sometimes wish I could though.

Aw, I want dark magic.

I’m beginning to feel left out. Also, should I be worried that in my head I spoke to my hypothetical cat in the cases you described?

Yes.

Thanks to the internet, I can vicariously feel the joys (and pains and annoyances) of having pets.

One of my “friends” explicitly told me that they hated talking to me, and yet they kept doing it until I mangled the relationship. Or maybe it magled itself or was always.

I’m not even a concept. To others, yes, unfortunately everyone is some sort of a concept. But to myself, I don’t even think I’m a concept.

Are they going to invite North Korea’s leader for the after-party?

That grok one would betray you under pressure.