I saw Furiosa in the theater Sunday. About 7 people in the theater. Movie was good, tad slow in the middle, but definitely got me tense a few times. I don’t know what it is about movie theaters but they always seem grimey and as I get older I don’t tolerate grimey things as much. I’d give the movie 7/10 and the movie theater experience 4/10.

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Was “dick” not a moniker for penis back then? Did they really not know…or DID they know and really leaned into it?

Hey, those kids gotta get to school.

She’s still trying to figure out what he means when he says, “Just the tip.”

Surely they knew what they were doing when they drew that.

This looks like the magnetic version of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

For men, sending dick pics is equivalent to a cat bringing you a dead bird. It is the highest gesture they can think of to share, they are so proud of it, but nobody wants it.

Plenty of people have pet pigs and dogs.

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

@Gormadt Wow - what a great description!

@mossy_capivara

I need some help here - does this mean trans boys have a lot of energy?

Vanilla à la toad.

The aim of the clause was to prevent scalping of the truck.

I was conceived from a woman with a ball shaped egg and from a man with a sperm from a ball shaped ball. When I die, put my ashes in a colorful ball and return me to the ball pit so that my death may bring joy just as my conception did.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

I guess no one knows a horse egg when they see one…

Mine is the infinity debt stone.