Not botanically or culinary, but don’t let that get in the way of how you feel.

I don’t mind calling all of those things fruit. It seems people get really weird about making savoury meals out of fruit. Like I know a tomato is a fruit, I put tomato on pizza, I never once while making pizza have a thought about whether a vegetable or a fruit is going on my pizza. It’s just a tomato, it can swing both ways.

back tail

Yeah but how do you get around it’s front tail?

I would think that would benefit them, being native to the area around the equator.

I was exaggerating a little. I tied them to sticks and removed the useless branches/leaves. I watered the first week and nothing since.

Dude, I grow tomatoes in a 4’ x 6’ plot of dirt by the sidewalk in Montreal with zero tending and I have more tomatoes than I know what to do with every year. What are you doing so wrong?

It’s a fruit, you donut.

Yes and he’s done it twice a week every week for a long time.