9 out of 10 dentists recommend it!

My response to Real Men® statements is “Real men don’t need their masculinity defined by others.”

Yeah, it seems not many people know the last bit. I say it everytime after a slight pause “… oftentimes better than master of one.” And then watch the little look of confusion. Some people will stop and think about it, and comment something like, I guess that’s true, but not as often.

It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. Those Steam sales aren’t going to buy themselves. BRB, need to just have a quick look for Steam sales.

Ahh but you see, if the world’s leaders sit idly by for another few years until there aren’t any Palestinian people left, they’ll be able to say “look the genocide has ended, we did it!”. All without having to even lift a finger to write a mildly worded letter.

Pedro Pascal is proud of his railings, and he makes them special for each individual.

He knows it’s a fantastic railing, and he’s truely and deeply sorrowful that it didn’t turn out to be the railing that was right for them.

If only someone had created a proofreading AI.

Prompt: proofread the draft of my novel at a 6th grade reading level.

Can the female end of your extension cord hold eggs?

He grapes them. That’s his thing, he grapes people in the mouth. He’s the grapist.

And the different areas of the park will be changed to the resemble the days of the week and require people to experience them in order. Each area as bleak and grey as the next. The mascot in the first area has the catchphrase “looks like someone has a case of the Mondays”.

'Cause there’s no cock like horse cock

Don’t look to the right either. There’s nothing there one can afford.

I feel like long attention spans would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long politians would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long legs would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long hair would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long lips would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long fingers would also help out in other facets of life.

Encore!!

But then how would I look at my phone while using my Desktop.

I’ll need a dummy phone to doom scroll on.