You… you should not be allowed at the petting zoo…

No, thank you.

I’d just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They’ve become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What’s the deal?

Man, that’s so sad.

My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

If you’re going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

Yeah, the IDF.

“It’s 9 a.m., and I don’t feel like drinking, but…”

What was the scenario (if you don’t mind saying)?

Sometimes, when I think about it, I just start blubbering.

I hit a minke whale in my pickup while driving home one night, just north of Belle Fourche, South Dakota. Son of a bitch breached over a guardrail and flopped down right in front of me before I’d even had a chance to hit the brakes. Hit him square in the blow hole and mangled the whole front end of the truck. The fishy bastard just dusted himself off and fucked off into the night, making them wierd ass whale noises at me the whole time. Ever since that night, I take the long way home.

Who, Zelenskiy?

Russia hasn’t been a superpower for a long time now.

People who think that are creepy and weird.

No one here stands for war. They stand for Ukraine defending itself, which you seem to have some strange issue with.

Sure, but the Israeli government and IDF are fucking monsters. I’m not going to give a pass to one side killing civilians just because the other side is doing it, too.

Yes, I agree with that.

If it had been a strategic target like a military convoy or supply depot, etc, I would agree with you. In this case, it looks like they were targeting a synagogue.

214 years ago, since I’m an insufferable pedant.