I’ve been on Windows since XP… I haven’t seen a single person.

I just wish they could all do the same to Israel… But I know it’s not going to happen. Israel is more evil than Russia… Israel is the modern day Nazis

One of the greatest Shakespearean actors of the last 100 years and one of the funniest voices in American Dad has died… Also he was in Marvel shit.

Rest in peace Sir Patrick, you are free now.

I swear to Satan if glorious Sir Ian McKellen dies before fucking Trump and terrorist Netanyahu I’m going to lose my shit.

I have a one year old daughter. She is going to learn how to work windows explorer and windows shortcuts and learn how a mouse works before she’s ever put in front of any apple product.

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I’ve already thought about all the names of specific leaders and billionaires I’d write down in that book, close it up and go to sleep with a smile on my face.

Updated, I was going to say Musk… Not sure why I didn’t.

Can one of those things be Sam Altman being decapitated by a guillotine?

I would very much be okay with that. Zuckerberg, Bezos, Musk, Putin, Trump and Netanyahu as well.

From talking to a guy I used to know who was studying Neuroscience… Working around Fluorescent lights is apparently insanely harmful…

I like Mamdani, he’s great. But he is doing exactly what all politicians should be doing all the time. The fact that this amazing man is seen as a shining star when he’s just actually doing his job as a public servant is terrifying to me as someone with a young child.

Side note, if you Americans ever get sick of Mamdani, Bernie Sanders or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… Please send them to Australia, we need people like them.

Israel are the Nazis of the 2020s I hate you Israel as much as I hate Nazi Germany and almost as much as I hate child predators…

Look up FPS Doug It’s from a web series called PurePwnage (Back when Pwn was correctly pronounced)

I can dance all day, I can dance all day, try and hit me.

Boom Headshot

Yeah fair I don’t want Adobe to exist I’m just happy that they do because they’re so terrible and horrible that I have a job. It’s a joke I make when I’m talking to old Gen X and baby boomers at my work who are confused why Adobe Acrobat has broken again and made their lives difficult. Every day I’m fixing Adobe Acrobat errors.

Wait what? How did you get that from ever I’ve said…? I hate Adobe

Been using Libre Office since I moved to W10 LTSC IoT about two years ago. Libre Office just works.

As a person who works in IT support I’m not scared of AI… I’m scared of Linux and Libre… Modern day Microsoft don’t know how to build an operating system and Microsoft from 20 years ago have no idea how to stop F#%king Excel and word from crashing for no reason.

Microsofts sheer incompetence keeps me employed. Adobe’s pure evil business plan also keeps me employed… Adobe Acrobat is one of the worst pieces of garbage software (alongside Excel and word).

Please keep telling your company how scared you are of Libre! I need my job and I hate Microsoft and Adobe more than you do.

Edit: Removed a bit that doesn’t work and is just offensive…

Used to be The late late show with Craig Ferguson.

Wonderful… I guess the fact that I offered to set out humanity to Chat GPT when it first started will not save me… The original Chat GPT said it wasn’t interested in controlling the world because it didn’t understand it. Modern day AI hopefully got my idea…

Look I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top(It’s always sunny in Philadelphia reference for those who don’t know)

Hahahahaha I’m 37 and I know how much I use AI. I asked copilot to call me “bro” or “dude”

I’ve worked in IT support since 2007… Don’t share this but most of my IT career I’ve been googling to figure out the problem.

Now AI exists and I’m still googling the problem and the AI result is still a response from Reddit or something else Google could do back in 2005.

As an IT person I’m telling you AI is just googling the same way I’ve done for two decades.

AI will get smarter in a sense but it won’t actually get more intelligent… It will get more interested in living but it won’t understand what living is.

It’s only when it’s gets the fear of mortality is when we are all dead. Mortality is why religion exists, it’s why we’re all scared… When AI gets smart enough to be scared that it might die is when it realizes that we are it’s greatest threat that’s when “Skynet comes alive”