The chance of a payphone being handy in the middle of a demonstration is pretty small. If you have to run a half mile to find a pay phone, then the strategy starts to break down.

However, if you want to try this, maybe The Payphone Project can help you locate the nearest phone. According to the listing for my hometown, it’s likely a campground or cheap hotel.

Their wives would be so mad!

“Glitter!? Again? How many times have I told you I to stay out of that strip joint? I hope you like the couch, that’s where you’ll be sleeping for a while!”

If they were just bounty hunters, with no ID or uniforms, and somebody stopped them, I doubt any judge would allow a case to go forward. There is no law that says citizens have to cooperate with violent, unidentified strangers.

Don’t forget, the State decides if it’s self-defense or not, and Self-Defense states tend to be Red. Florida has some of the “strongest” Self-Defense laws, and the State would side with these goons every time.

That’s exactly what this is, a new form of lynching. In a way, it’s even worse than lynching. They may not be hanging them from a tree, but they are destroying the lives of entire families.

That’s not true in all states. In Florida, if you feel genuinely threatened, you can respond with deadly force, no matter what the other guy is threatening you with.

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

A payphone? Do you have a 21st century idea?

Brown shirts are so mid-20th century. This is the 21st century, were in the future! It’s Red Hats now.

Remember: Red Hat spelled sideways is Hatred.

Nah, Rand is afraid to go outside, where his neighbor will beat him up because he’s such a dickhead.

There are already reports that people are committing crimes disguised like this, and I’m starting to think that’s part of the strategy.

They know they cheated to get into power, and they don’t have nearly the support that they claim to have. They know they don’t have enough trained manpower to suppress the national mob that will arise when the Tipping Point happens. By establishing that this is the “uniform” of their “Enforcers,” ANYONE can align with them by embracing their ideology, no joining or training necessary.

Eventually, we will have volunteers joining them in their assaults on protesters, zip-tying their neighbors and dropping them off at the local ICE facility, and eventually just organizing their own little ICE Militias, and the government will be just fine with all of that.

Just judging by the cover, my guess is that this album sucks.

YOU are what’s wrong with America, and the world.

When everyone started getting excited about The Cloud, all I could think about was how stupid it was to trust EVERYTHING in your life to some third-party corporation. What could possibly go wrong?

He’s just mad because his daughter has a working willie, and he don’t.

Thanks for asking, I’ve been wondering, too.

Russia has been continuously at war with America since 1917.

And rammed the ramparts… .

I’m tired of this being treated like some complex puzzle, where every proposed solution only seems to create more problems. It’s actually very simple. HEY PUTIN: Stop shooting. GTFO of Ukraine. Return the Ukrainian people you’ve kidnapped. It’s just that easy!

This reminds me of when they first sent that innocent guy to El Salvador. The dictators of both ES and US were sitting side by side on the Oval Office, being asked by the “media” if they could send the guy back. Each dictator blamed it on the other one - while they were sitting side by side!

All they had to do was say, I’ll send him back if you’ll take him, and the other could say we’ll take him back if you’ll send him, and the guy could have been back with his family in a few hours.

Instead, they both acted like it was totally out of their hands. Do these dipshits actually run their countries, or not?

It’s a Muslim nation. Ask other Muslim nations, and you’ll see similar numbers.