And everyone said the real estate market was untenable! Who knew you just had to get virtual real estate!?

god I hope it’s all of them.

Bold of you to assume I’m big enough to stretch my underwear

WELCOME! It’s more fun here anyway.

I heard that the only cure is for us to kiss before our wives both get home. And then for them to kiss. And then for everyone to kiss. That way the gay germs will get totally confused.

Holy shit I wish you and your ilk would be silent. You’re all anything but. Constant loud-mouth whining about the D U M B E S T shit.

Mhmm French fried taters.

Or if you’re in the southern US, y’all’n’t’ve