Aww, fuck yea. There isn’t a damn thing I’d stop those 3 doing if they knocked on my door.

Mine does this a lot.

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

Just like me. I’m a fat bald guy with a huge beard which I always thought I was the Linux stereotype. But yea, I enjoy seeing cute socks with Neofetches in my feed.

Is this Blender?

Based on what data?

We had an ad that actually said “piracy funds terrorism” here in the UK. Made me laugh my arse off.

Blythe, Blythe. Beautiful Blythe.

She’ll rip your tongue out and make jewellery from your eyes

We’re a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?

“If ya smeeeeeeeelllllll…”

Stanley is a UK brand that originally just made flasks. They started making cups in the same style as their flasks and for some reason they recently blew up online.

Between us we’d make a beautiful woman

I’m a cishet man and already have tiddies thank you very much.

Carl Weathers. But I guess all 3 of them now.

Choose and nobody gets hurt

So no one told ya Phoebe isn’t spelt that way…

Certainly gets me going.

Then I will proudly call myself a not particularly smooth criminal.

Apparently AI will soon allow humans and animals to communicate without ambiguity. I can’t imagine ever being down with it but it’ll be interesting to see if zoophiles start protesting for legalised bestiality. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-scientists-are-using-ai-to-talk-to-animals/