Oh god. She’s doing all caps with a script typeface. Unforgivable.
Oh god. She’s doing all caps with a script typeface. Unforgivable.
All the ads in Robocop and Starship Troopers really
There’s always something.
There’s only been one time in my life where everything was going so good. That was a good month.
I was looking forward to what he was going to say about why he blocked the border bill. As expected, he chose to immediately talk about something else.
Please stop. No more celebrities in power.
She’s being so sensitive
Their full screen popups when I first open the app have started to load the subscribe button a second before anything else on screen. I keep catching myself about tap it out of pure reflex and I think they doing it on purpose.
Women are so good and they are so good to me and your mom is the only person who has been to the same place as the last time I was born in the world
I’ll consider that an exception.
Fake it til you make it
That offer sounds AMAZING!
If you can’t beat’em, kill’em.
Even though I could skip it, I couldn’t let a TUTORIAL beat me.
It beat me.
Making people laugh. They’ll keep thinking there’s someone funnier but they’ll be wrong.
Would lions like catnip
I was seriously considering accepting a remote job where they apparently make their employees install spyware so the employer can see employees through the webcam to make sure they’re at their desk working.
I only did it a couple times in elementary school. It wasn’t bad but it’s not worth the effort in eating it that way.
I probably shouldn’t tell you about the animals in Cannibal Holocaust then…
No thank you. Being assigned a random romantic partner could be a burden. I’d rather stay alone.