What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

Bonus points for those really thin microfiber types. You wring them out as you go to get the majority of water off your body, the rest air dried quite quickly after that.

Somewhen in there are creatures we’d really get along with were it not for the 58.71M light years between our galaxies, and the unlikelihood we both exist as simultaneous civilizations.

I’m surprised nobody mentioned the film Gattaca, which is centered around genetic identity.

Luden’s cherry cough drops for me. I can eat them like candy, and honestly they probably are.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays

E: for the record, these are both lines from the same scene in the film Office Space

Buy top of the line gaming rig

Only check email

You guys have to pay? I get paid to register my domains.

Check out a book called House of Leaves by Danielewski. You pretty much have to have an actual copy.

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I have traveled extensively, and use this to generate my routes. You can restrict toll road usage, it can automatically plan your gas stops and suggest night stops. You can specify day start and end times, restrict the number of driving hours, and can even include brief stops (like for sightseeing) and it will automatically adjust your entire itinerary. You can specify your planned driving in speed in absolute terms, or in relative terms (as a percentage of the expected speed limit), and if you add or remove a point, it will automatically place it into a point in your itinerary which makes the most sense.

It’s amazing.

I also say “your phone is going off” as it can refer to either the alarm, incoming call, or other notifications. It’s definitely an accepted alternative meaning for the phrase.

Made my day. Prime copypasta right here

A measly $3.2b. Can hardly afford a new yacht with that!

It’s hunter2, isn’t it?

Nothing is wrong with you. Flying sucks.

Choose an aisle or window seat to your preference, bearing in mind that one of the solutions to body soreness when airplane traveling is standing up for 10 mins every 30-40 mins.

If you can swing it, fly first class, since the seats are wider and you can more easily shift your body weight.

E: typo

It can be tiring, what with the constant coming and going of souls next door, but it’s worth being the neighbor of the beast.

He’s a neighbour to Justin Case.

It’s definitely a challenge. Colemak has a progression called Tarmak which transitions you to Colemak by changing only a few letters at a time. I did it over the course of about a month.

It’s totally workable, there’s significant movements to get away from the QWERTY layout and at least several alternative keyboard layouts. Personally I got on board with Colemak-DH; there’s also Dvorak, AZERTY, Workman, and so on.

Learning a new layout comes at a short term price if all you’ve ever used is QWERTY, but there are long-term gains to reductions of RSI, and typing comfort.

The OS key differs between OSs. Macs are Command+Backspace and I believe windows is Ctrl+Backspace.

Mechanical keyboards like this are often fully programmable. I have a ZSA Moonlander and routinely modify the function of each and every key. Everyone’s workflow is a little different, for example I have a Del Word key which deletes entire words, but is really a macro of the OS key + Backspace.