“OOOH! What does this button dooo!?”

If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout “DEEDEE, NOOOOO!”

My name isn’t Deedee, but those who get it will get it.

If that isn’t acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!

Otherwise, “OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!”