• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      29 days ago

      Hi hello! Hi, I’d like to buy three deaths and an ounce of chocolate flavored necrosis, please! Can I get that to go?

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        28 days ago

        “Cake or death!” “Uh, death please?” “Well, we’re out of death! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.”

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        29 days ago

        Sorry, we only serve death onsite. For tax and liability reasons.

        We can give you a to-go cup of chocolate necrosis no problem, though

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          29 days ago

          Oh noooo, I didn’t finish my delicious death. I’ll need a box. My chocolate necrosis though, that’s not for me, though, it’s for a friend. Ffffffrieennnnnd