• Albbi@piefed.ca
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    29 days ago

    I love it when you get to explain new things to someone and it sounds like you’re just making things up.

    Hey, want to know what this thingie is called? It’s a shuttleCOCK!

    Or when teaching how to play Cribbage:

    “I have 15-2, 15-4, 15-6 and a pair for 8 points. Oh, and because my Jack is the same suit as the cut card I get an extra point!”

    “Ok, I thought you were making up rules before but now I’m sure of it.”

  • gnufuu@lemmy.ca
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    29 days ago

    While we’re at it: Poop deck. The bridge kinda qualifies as a poop deck.

  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    29 days ago

    Phrase I just heard on Blandings: “Bats the shuttlecock from the feathered end”…

    PG Wodehouse was a brilliant satirist!