Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 26 days agoWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?message-squaremessage-square139linkfedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1151arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some good but mundane or niche insults?Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square139linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMutantTailThing@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76·26 days agoTwo more I’ve heard over the years: ‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’ And: ‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?
minus-squareNibodhika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·26 days agoA similar one to the plant is “somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to create the oxygen you just wasted, you should find it and apologize”
minus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·26 days agoYes! This is exactly what I wanted!
Two more I’ve heard over the years:
‘You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you’re wasting’
And:
‘Your head is really just a place to store your teeth isn’t it?
A similar one to the plant is “somewhere in the world there’s a tree working hard to create the oxygen you just wasted, you should find it and apologize”
Oh I’m stealing this one.
Yes! This is exactly what I wanted!