I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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Piiig (say it aloud)
God damnit, three replies in this thread, and one of them is someone who beat me to the one I was going to say! Well played.
My second favourite, then-
Do you know the heading cause of dry skin?
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Towels.
How do you spell “Blind Pig”?
B-L-N-D P-G. Because if it had two eyes it could see.
I do a two part variation:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?