We need a rumor that Alex Jones was replaced by a 5g clone. He was disappeared along with Q after attempting to publish to Epstein files. Some might even say Q is still around trying to out the pedos and that’s why the national guard is being deployed and misled.
Is that any stupider than the average conspiracy theory?
Oh I can do better than a 5G clone, because… AJ being a kind of fake person already has been a real world… uh… conspiracy theory.
A while back now, like, around about a decade…
A rumor/conspiracy theory began to circulate that Alex Jones was actually Bill Hicks, who had somehow faked his death and gotten some kind of plastic surgery or something, and had assumed Alex Jones as a new identity.
So yeah, just start telling ‘Bill’ that his new material sucks, you miss the old days, Alex might have a heart attack if enough people do it, who knows.
I thought it was utterly, painfully absurd that… that story/rumor happened/existed, way back then…
But, now that the US has utterly lost the plot, its just another “oh, that’s completely fucking insane, just like that other conpletely fucking insane thing from yesterday.”
We need a rumor that Alex Jones was replaced by a 5g clone. He was disappeared along with Q after attempting to publish to Epstein files. Some might even say Q is still around trying to out the pedos and that’s why the national guard is being deployed and misled.
Is that any stupider than the average conspiracy theory?
Oh I can do better than a 5G clone, because… AJ being a kind of fake person already has been a real world… uh… conspiracy theory.
A while back now, like, around about a decade…
A rumor/conspiracy theory began to circulate that Alex Jones was actually Bill Hicks, who had somehow faked his death and gotten some kind of plastic surgery or something, and had assumed Alex Jones as a new identity.
Alex was very much not amused by this.
Maybe we could bring it back?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/digging-deep-into-the-only-conspiracy-alex-jones-doesnt-like/
That Vice article is from 2017, but it was even older than that.
https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily-post/the-conspiracy-theory-that-alex-jones-is-actually-legendary-long-dead-texas-comedian-bill-hicks/
They have it as far back as 2014.
So yeah, just start telling ‘Bill’ that his new material sucks, you miss the old days, Alex might have a heart attack if enough people do it, who knows.
The only person I can imagine who would be less amused by that rumor is the ghost of bill hicks, holy shit.
I thought it was utterly, painfully absurd that… that story/rumor happened/existed, way back then…
But, now that the US has utterly lost the plot, its just another “oh, that’s completely fucking insane, just like that other conpletely fucking insane thing from yesterday.”
Hooray for absurdity fatigue, I guess?
That’s actually kind of funny.