aramova@infosec.pub to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 18 天前The McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...message-squaremessage-square119linkfedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1message-squareThe McDonald's employee who called on Luigi has never received their "reward", folks chasing the 100k for Kirk may not either...aramova@infosec.pub to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 18 天前message-square119linkfedilink
minus-squareLilDumpy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49arrow-down1·18 天前Ok, I’ll accept this conspiracy theory and add to it: It was actually the surveillance software in the AI drive through.
minus-squarewetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·18 天前 Welcome to McDonalds Would you like to report any serious crimes today?
minus-squareOrteilGenou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·18 天前Hi, I’m a near ghost that has evaded capture against all odds, would you mind holding my bag o’ incriminating evidence while I order some nuggets?
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·18 天前President Not-Dead is excited about nuggies in his Huggies
minus-squareVioletSoftness@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-217 天前he was inside the mcdonald’s though he didn’t use the drive thru i agree that it’s all parallel construction from some illegal surveillance though
Ok, I’ll accept this conspiracy theory and add to it:
It was actually the surveillance software in the AI drive through.
Hi, I’m a near ghost that has evaded capture against all odds, would you mind holding my bag o’ incriminating evidence while I order some nuggets?
President Not-Dead is excited about nuggies in his Huggies
he was inside the mcdonald’s though he didn’t use the drive thru
i agree that it’s all parallel construction from some illegal surveillance though
That’s what they WANT you to think.