I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.
Well not that shocked.
Here are your winnings, commissioner…
every time someone screams “but think of the children!” , i think that things would be better if that person thought about children less.
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Once again we learn that it’s much safer to leave your kids with a drag queen or king than right wing nutjobs.
I think I’d feel safer leaving my kids with a polar bear carrying a grenade launcher than a Republican.
The polar bear with the grenade launcher is probably an avatar of the bear god Ursan, upside your child will be the bane of chaos downside they are now an alcoholic because Kislev.
These are the people we should really protect kids from
Wonder if this fuck will deport himself?
Of course not, he thinks he’s the hero of his story, and will do mental gymnastics to defend his actions.
He wants to protect your kids from getting diddled by foreigners
Ironically, there are no kiddie-diddling jobs left for foreigners. GOPers took them all.
Just the way they like it.
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
God: lol, got em again! 🤣
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Shocking, just incredible, unbelievable even…
Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]
If I have a nickel every time…
You could fill a bunch of socks with nickles which we could then use to beat the pedophiles.
I heard some official on the news talking about how they’re arresting all the dangerous sex offenders and I was like “when are you arresting Trump then”
Color me shocked.
wow, what a surprise.
No mercy for pedos, let em rot
A lot of very fine pedos here! 🫲🍊🫱
The voters don’t mind.
