People are fucking stupid, and if the few people they look up to say masks are bad then that’s just how it is, regardless of facts or logic.

I wish I was happy. Not even all of the time, just some?

I’ve lost hope that things will ever get better. This is it, this is all life has to offer. If you don’t like it, well, suck it up.

Shortly after I started transitioning i had to use the bathroom and someone saw me go in. They waited outside for me to leave and glared at me while I did.

My manager later pulled me aside to apologize for the incident and assure me it wouldn’t happen again, the person had been talked to. I didn’t realize how it could have been even more mortifying until then.

I don’t expect to be alive by that point

Never needing to work again and actually having energy to do things would probably do the trick.

I don’t know what I expected, but it definitely wasn’t that!

Two outta three ain’t bad is my other motto

Live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

Sorry, to clarify, swiping left is like backspace a word, if I swiped after now it’d delete “now”, then “after” if I did it again. If you typed our and it changed to out, you could swipe up and it’d revert back to our.

You can add or remove words from the dictionary by opening the app separately too, but most settings are accessed from the keyboard.

I use Fleksy, probably not as popular because it doesn’t have swype typing but I find the autocorrect works really well, and it’s easy to change the word if you don’t like what it corrected to by swiping up or down to different options, and you can swipe left to delete words. Built in gif support too, and there’s an extension to make the number row always show.

Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago

Super important. I’m an idiot, and if we both are stupid we’ll be in serious trouble.

Oh my goodness what a cutie!

A classic, thats fantastic

Adorable 💜

I love this lmao, that’s such a good picture

I’m pretty sure it was intended as a compliment, but a little after I came out as trans I had a coworker tell me about a conversation she had with another coworker where she said about me, “They always dress better than us.”

If big bang doesn’t exist, then how do you explain my late nights with my husband?

I had a breakfast sandwich for breakfast, a noodle bowl thing for lunch, and a chickpea, carrot, and dill salad for dinner